A father of two, in a fast changing technological planet where I was slightly lost on ‘my journey’, I was caught up in a tide of news, information, do’s and don’ts, pulling me in every direction. Knock Knock, was painted as a reminder to me about the world I found myself in at the time. Through her many pains and sufferings she would often make light of the matter suggesting that, ’Di Pa dɔn fɔgɛt mi pan Im woklod’ – ‘God has forgotten me amidst His busy workload’ One of my Aunt’s most memorable dispositions was the acceptance of her life’s journey and yet a continued strength of faith to carry on. © Pierre Bamin 2007 – All Rights Reserved Ima Reilly who? Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.Excerpt & Painting, 7 of 7, taken from the exhibition, ‘Credo’ 2007 When where who? Tonight, my place, you and me. King Henry the Second, who? King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the girls! Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let’s Joe! Bee who? I like the view from bee-hind you. Who’s there? Boo? Boo who? Stop crying, you pussy. Who’s there? Foreskin! Foreskin who? The world’s greatest foreskin teller. Gladiator who? Gladiator during the threesome. Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later at my place. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband? Dozer who? Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen. Cam who? Camel toe… do you have any pants I can borrow? Who’s there? May I come in? May I come in who? Not until we have a serious discussion about birth control. Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you. Ben Dover who? Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise! Ice cream who? Ice cream all night if you’re lucky. Who’s there? Myra! Myra who? My right nut. Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo who? Fine, fine, Aldo you! Who’s there? Nicholas! Nicholas who? Knickerless girls shouldn’t climb trees. Urine who? Urine secure, don’t know what for. Who’s there? Pileup! Pileup who (pile of poo)? Ewwwwwww. Who’s there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! Who’s there? Khan! Khan who? Uh, oh, Khan-dom broke! Who’s there? Budweiser! Budweiser who? Budweiser dirty knock knock jokes so filthy? Who’s there? Anita! Anita who? Anita take a shit! Who’s there? Tanaka! Tanaka who? Tanaka you up! Who’s there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have a condom handy? Who’s there? Idaho! Idaho who? I da hoe? No! You da hoe! ![]() Who’s there? Anita! Anita who? Anita you right now! Amanda who? Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over! Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you! Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my French! Ivanna Seymour who? Ivanna Seymour Butts. Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Knock, knock. Justin who? You’re just in time to hear me fart! Who’s there? ( Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be? Madam who? Help madam finger is stuck in the door. Not someone who? Not someone who will get you laid. Centipede who? Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree. Who’s there? Some! Some who? Some asshole talking to a knock-knock joke. Who’s there? Asshole! Asshole who! Open the door and find out, asshole! Europe who? I AM NOT A POO! HOW DARE YOU. RELATED: The Steamiest Free Literotica-Style Online Erotica We Can Find So with that in mind, we’ve rounded up some NSFW knock knock jokes that are just bad enough to not be OK at work, but dirty enough to make your raunchiest friend giggle. But whether you’re 14, 34, or 54, laughing at the ludicrous is good for the soul. They’re probably in the same category as dirty riddles, puns, fart jokes (and maybe even dirty truth or dare). So are dirty knock knock jokes immature? Hell yeah. ![]() RELATED: Truth Or Dare Questions That’ll Have You Red With Laughter And Embarrassment Everything about a dirty knock knock screams high school hallways and we’re here for it. And it doesn’t get any better in knock-knock joke form. ![]() There’s just something about telling or hearing a risqué joke you know will get you in trouble with your mother (regardless of your age) that is just so funny. OK, with that out of the way, let’s get to the funny stuff. And never be humorous at the expense of others. Toe the line of impropriety without crossing it. It should be naughty without being offensive. Welcome to school… because we’re about to school you in the art of the dirty joke.
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